if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
my dads first facebook status in over a year
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
we ride together
we die together
Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
Inception obsession - Scenery
↳ ”How could I ever acquire enough detail to make them think that it is reality?” Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up we realize something’s actually strange ♦ request
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
At times the world can seem unfriendly and sinister place, but believe us when we say there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. And what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events, may, in fact, be the first steps of a journey.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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